The First Steps

So how do you go about it? As I said in my intro, you only ever see the High End, or Gutter Level discussed, and I do not know any prostitutes. You can’t just go a Careers Councillor and ask for advice.  I looked for advice on the net, but little on offer apart from the usual moral outrage and concerned citizens. No help for me.

So, I Googled local “Massage Parlours”. Now this provided a number of places. It also provided customer reviews etc. I picked out 4 establishments that had websites. Some wanted email applications. These sites wanted pictures. I searched through old pictures on the computer and found a few pics of me in a bikini from a holiday to Tenerife. They were only 6 months old, so it was not as if I changed much. I sent these off with a note that I was new to working in a massage parlour.

For another place, I had to call. Now the butterflies were swirling around inside of me as I called. I will confess that I put the phone down a couple of times before I plucked up the courage to call. A friendly voice answered the phone, but the woman said she was busy at the moment and would call back.

It had taken me ages to pluck up the courage to apply, and felt deflated that I now had to wait on calls, and replies. Thankfully, I did not have to wait long. One of the places I sent an email called in the afternoon.  I decided honesty was the best policy, and when she asked if I was totally sure that I was ready to try this, I answered that I was not sure, but I am willing to give it a try. She could not go into too much details on the phone as she said she had spoken to a lot of timewasters, and asked me to go there and have a chat the following day.

I received another call that day, and the conversation was very similar to the above. Again I agreed to visit them for a chat the following day.

I woke up several times in the night, and was tossing and turning trying to answer my own questions in my head.  To be honest, these were not moral questions, but more questions that I knew the answer to. Could I have sex with an ugly man? How many clients will I have? Will I be kidnapped and sold in the white slave trade? OK the last question was half a joke, but I am a victim of too much crap TV.